lightningbikingviking:

aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

lightningbikingviking:

aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy

(Source: transmissionsfromspace)



jaiwrestledabearonce:

To all the girls who make it a trend,
to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck all of my friends,
we all die of the same disease,
whether you got it in bed or you got it on your knees

jaiwrestledabearonce:

To all the girls who make it a trend,

to fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck all of my friends,

we all die of the same disease,

whether you got it in bed or you got it on your knees



(Source: octopussoir-)




(Source: mattsgifs)



lamewhiteperson:

When kids scream in public



drunktrophywife:

When you get laid and you don’t get off it’s the worst probably



  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance


bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with




valentina-slaynetta:

kidgnosis:

#he praises women to the high heavens in his music and y’all still don’t believe that he loved us#imma start a campaign called bi not gay#and another called pale not white#just for him (tags by @stankface, not me)

(Source: hoopdiddydiddy)




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(Source: emmafrostitute)



aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to




(Source: hellyeahcharlieday)



taint3ed:

Tell me I’m beautiful while I have your dick in my mouth. 



beyoncempire:

when someone changes their url

image

(Source: beyoncempire)